The Universe's Got Talent :D

Host: Hello everyone and welcome to The Universe's Got Talent! Today we have five new contestants, all of which are very unique. Before starting, let's get to know our players more starting with the tallest giant-of-a-man, Henry!

APPLAUSE

Host: So Henry, if you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

Henry: G-rated.

Host: Ah, okay... It says here that you're an amazing artist. What do you like to draw?

Henry: Boats. I'm an extraordinary sailor who loves the feel of the salty breeze against my back. I also enjoy sunsets.

Host: Here that ladies? This guy is passionate about life! So for the girls out there, are you single.

Henry: ....

Host: Hello? Are you dating anyone?

Henry: I don't date.

Host: Really? How come?

Henry: It's such a boring routine. The same old thing every single time.

Host: Oh, so you believe it's too common for you?

Henry: In a way, yes.

Host: Tell us, how do you feel most of the time? Happy? Sad? Vengeful?

Henry: Hungry.

Host: Ha ha ha, there he goes again folks! This guy is just too much. So Henry, when you're not drawing, what do you like to do?

Henry: I read. A lot.

Host: Can't get enough of those books, eh? What kind of books do you prefer?

Henry: Picture books.

Host: ... Next question: What do people usually say when they first meet you?

Henry: ...

Host: Hello? I said: What are peoples' first impressions of you?

Henry: I just told you: ....

Host: No comment? They don't say anything?

Henry: Exactly.

Host: I see... You're a very comedic guy, Henry.

Henry: I know.

Host: ... *clears throat* Well that's all from Henry, folks! Now onto the next contestant...